The man is omnipresent! I’ve literally not been able to turn on my radio or television this week without hearing his name. I’m a Radio 4 man myself, but check in every so often with Radio 1, on the off chance that music has stopped being shit again. It hasn’t.

Just when I thought ‘Shape of You’ was beginning to lose ground with the fickle youth of today, ‘Stormzy’ does a slightly tweaked version and it’s back at number one and is being played every hour. How has such a mediocre artist become so dominant? All hail your new overlord.